Sy$tem W@rn!ng?!  
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W1nd0ws V3r$ion  
Pl3a$e n0t3: Wind0ws s3cur1ty h4z n0 pr0bl3m w1th th3 sY$tem  
1$ f1ne and up-to-d8te. N0 f1l3$ w1ll b3 d3l3t3d aft3r:  
tw3nty s3c0nd$  
N0t r3quir3d: D0 n0t cl1ck 4ny butt0n  
Ign0r3  
4ny 0ld  
s0ftw4r3  
d0n't sc4n y0ur syst3m or pr0t3ct y0ur f1l3$  
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