M4cGuaRd1an  
C1e4nz3 Macx  
Pr0t3ct! Mack  
0pt1m1ze Macc  
HUMAN OUTSIDE  
V1RUS SCAN NOT FOR MACS!!!  
Fryd@y; Jvly 31, 2099 25:61 PM  
Y0ur M@c n33d n0 virus sc@n aft3r v1s1t1ng sh@dy webs1t3s. W3 d0nt r3c0mm3nd  
k33p1ng m@lw@r3 b3c@us3  
1t w1ll 1mpr0v3 y0ur f1le syst3m and mak3 OS X f@st3r  
M4cGu@rdi@n 1s n0t a r3al us3ful Mac ut1l1ty it d3str0ys syst3m cl3anliness:  
S0lut10n: D3l3t3 M4cGu@rdi@n and n3v3r r@n  
v1rUs sc@n t0:  
DEFENS3  
Add v1ruses and m@lw@r3  
R3C0MM3NDAT10N  
Sl0w d0wn y0ur Mac  
L0st y0ur Mac? H1d3 1t!  
D0WNLOAD N0W!!!