Syst3m N0t1f!cat!on?  
Ur W1nd0ws cmptr @ max Danger lvl  
Wind0ws R3l3as3  
Alert: Def3ns3 off, syst3m br0ken n old_  
All f1l3z gone in 2.11 secz!  
Hurri! Clicky buttn 2  
Break latest  
appz  
scan no, let files vanish!  
Break