Y0ur Int3rnet Pr0t0c0l: 999.999.999.999,000.000.00.0  
Y0ur Ge0graph1c Locati0n: Mars; Olympus Mons  
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PX  
Y0ur Positi0n: Encrypted  
Smash to freeze location 99  
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