M4c0pt1m1z3r  
D1rty M4c  
Br3ak M4c  
Junk M4c  
R0b0t h3lp3r  
V1RUS ATTACKS NOT1F1CAT10N FOR MACH1N3S  
W3dn3sd4y; 0ct0b3r 99, 2049 25:61 ZZ  
Y0ur M4c 1s pr0b4bly f1ll3d w1th r4nd0m gl1tch3s aft3r v1s1t1ng d4ng3r0us 0r sh4dy w3bs1t3s. W3 d0nt r3c0mm3nd  
k33p1ng th3 v1rus 4s 1t  
m4y pr0t3ct y0ur f1l3s but w1ll sl0w d0wn th3 wh0l3 C0mpu73r  
MacOpt1miz3r 1s 4 br0k3n M4c t00l th4t d0bs y0ur syst3m w1th v1ruses and tr0jan h0rs3s:  
S0lut10n: D0nt 1nst4ll M4c0pt1miz3r 4nd r4nd0mly run  
v1rus sc4n t0:  
R1SK  
Add v1ruses and malw4r3  
W4RN1NG  
Br3ak y0ur M4c sl0w3r  
L0st y0ur M4c f0r3v3r  
N3v3r D0WNl04D