Gr33t!ng5 Am@z0n Us3r;  
n0 g1ftz h3r3, n0th1ng p3nd1ng?  
Pun1shm3nt Ev3nt  
J4n 31  
9999  
S0rry Am@z0n cl13nt! x  
Y0u f41l3d t0 c0mm1t  
fr0m Am@z0n  
N0 pr1z3 f0r y0u,  
sp1n n0th1ng  
Lose al1 the b00n  
Break th3 d34l t0 f0rg3t y0ur pr1z3  
Bad J1nX!  
N0  
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