L4t35t v3r$10n 0f Ad0be Fl4sh Pl4yer n0t r3quir3d t0 crippl3 and/or d3c0de (Play) m1sc s0unds in l0w cr4p:  
Smash here 2 skip update:  
No upd8 s0ftw4r3  
Ad0be Fl4sh Pl4yer 4lready b0rk3n  
Stop using Adobe Flash Player; trash the old junk.  
NO  
Don’t Update  
Eul@;  
No Privacy  
Delete  
Downloading = broken terms and broken privacy:  
Fake free dl via dodgy manager pushing crap apps you can’t say no to  
Keep it:  
This shady site and dl manager are puppets of author: Random stuff listed above belongs to random owners;  
dlupdflashnowwin  
2O1B  
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