3 ""gs' New post Images; #tags, @users oh myl Go Ad-Free Sign in Sign up Escaping Painful Coversations Next KIruNYC Glve Emerald 11,522 Views Androld 194 8 WAYS TO ESCAPE A PAINFUL CONVERSATION LeT ME TELL You About POLITICS NEWEST IN MOST VIRAL Cough loudly: Tam dying like in the movies. LORD TAKE ME Now Reveal a red-spattered napkin: Crawlaway moaning: Escaplng Palnful Coversatlons 2. Rub your knees together until a plume of smoke appears. Disappear in the haze: As night ninjas do 3. Pretend that you are choking: When they say WHAT'S promoted WRONG? say AMERICA DEMANDS TOO MUCH: Crlspy Chlcken However You 4. Find a sword. Fall on it until you perish. Fly to heaven: 5.Sit on the ground. Rock back and forth while saying, beauty "Thave butt worms_ Conversation over_ 6.Make a sound that does not exist in this world or the next: Let terror descend: No more fun talkie time: Hammy playlng fetch wlth hls 7.Sock the speaker in the nostril. Apologize. Then: flee halr cllp 8.Go to the bathroom Lock the door: Slide out the window like arioid banana Whoosk_California Jilhreak 0 2022 Imgur; Inc About Terms Privacy Rules Help Emerald Store Advertise Wellness CCPA API Get the App Say, Blog