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Escaping Painful Coversations
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8 WAYS TO ESCAPE A
PAINFUL
NEWEST IN MoSt VIRAL
CONVERSATION
Escaplng Palnful Coversatlons
LeT ME TELL YOu About POLITICS
Cough loudly:
'Tam dying like in the movies.
LORD TAKE ME Now
aromoted
Reveal a red-
~spattered napkin. Crawl away moaning:
Crlspy Chlcken However You Want
2. Rub your knees together until a plume of smoke appears
Disappear in the haze: As night ninjas do
3. Pretend that you are
choking: When
say WHAT'S
beauty
WRONG? say AMERICA DEMANDS TOO MUCH
4.Find a sword. Fall on it until you
Fly to heaven.
5.Sit on the ground. Rock back and forth while saying,
Hammy playlng fetch wlth hls favorlte
halr cllp
Thave bult worms
Conversaltion
over_
6. Make a sound that does not exist in this world or the
next: Let terror descend. No more fun talkie time:
7.Sock the speaker in the nostril. Apologize. Then: flee:
8. Go to the bathroom: Lock the door: Slide out the window
like a
rigid banana. Whoosh. California Jailbreak.
LoRD
BIRTHDAY
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